@Michael_TSB Christ

We went... because it was on TV. Go figure. Couldn't see a thing on the wooden benches behind the goal in which Chapman scored. Got chased through Moss Side afterwards. Didn't care. #alaw #mot #lufc

@GordonPlutsky They had one good week. But looking at yesterday's game you make an excellent point.

@GordonPlutsky I dunno man. I am up for Bears Lions. Goes downhill fast after UK bed time!

Can I shock you? I love this sport. #FTTB

I hate this sport. #FTTB

@mrcjmartin Injured on his third carry.

Sleepy Joel! #alaw #lufc #mot

"... And I was there."

@morlium The sun will rise.

@morlium Pallet cleanser/pointless distraction

@TheSquareBall listening to That Cardiff City fan on the way back from Miwwaw tonight was a special type of torture. I enjoy a child having a nice time like the DBS-checked rest of them, but as a 47-year-old man WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?

Yeah we lost. Sure it's a journey home. Whatever. Can you imagine being anything other than a Leeds fan? #alaw #mot #lufc

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Ah no man.

Wait. He's less than a year older than me. This hurts.

@ajdurrant Hard to believe Raphinha was playing wing back and taking long throws for Jesse Marsch's Leeds two years ago. (And keeping us up somehow.)

A point away from home is never terrible, but they are not a good team and we should have won that. On we go. #alaw #lufc #mot

@Assimilatethis Sonia. And Ross King. Who called me a pillock.

@Assimilatethis Ha! My sister just sent me that. On FB? My daughter just complimented me on my childhood muscles but she is only nine.